The Screwdriver

Do you happen to have an annoying sibling that found it his or her life's mission to make sure you were completely miserable? My older brother was an expert at making sure I was miserable, and truthfully I was dumb enough to open my big fat mouth and say something I shouldn't on a regular basis. One particular afternoon, we were playing under the carport in our front yard. My brother and I got into a tiff. I grabbed a screwdriver and threw it at him. He deftly dodged the screwdriver just in time as my youngest brother came riding around the corner on his big wheel. The screwdriver struck him sharp end first just above the eye. fortunately for me, there was no lasting damage at least that we could tell...sorry bro.